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I have to agree that dating websites are a waste of time for men. Just an average looking woman will get LOTS of responses, but an average looking guy will get NOTHING AT ALL--- not even perverted responses from old folks looking to "do" someone half their age.absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g. You are dead on about the disparity between the number of men and the number of women. When there are 5 men for every 1 women, an average looking guy simply can not compete against those odds. Here is an interesting experiment. Try replacing your pic on your profile with that of a model looking dude and change nothing else. Suddenly you will get flooded by responses from interested women in your inbox. Very, very, very telling, my friend. I did this a few years back and it shook me right down to my core, utterly destroying my faith in all the comforting myths I believed about "inner beauty" and all that sappy, PC crap they say that just gives ugly people false hope. Online dating is a pathetic joke for average guys. My advice to you is to hit the gym and work out until you are built. This is an absolute MUST, because women are just as visual as guys are. They won t admit it, but they ARE. I have seen so much irrefutable proof of this in so many ways that it borders on disturbing. There is NO SUCH THING as being "loved just as we are". That is a total myth. Romantic love is ENTIRELY conditional. Therefore, my best advice for you is to 1) forget online personals and 2) don t waste your time trying to develop a better personality-- that time would better be spent in the gym. The results are far better than any other approach to improving your dating life. It is worth every drop of sweat and every stab of pain for every inch on your bicep and every inch off your waistline. Swallow your pride and lift your way to a better dating life. Then go out and meet women in the real world. You will know when your looks are improving because women will be more approachable, will smile more, will consistantly place themselves in your presence and will often even approach you. Meeting women is easy when a man looks good.

still a virgin? dam. overweight? how bout focusing on working out and losing weight rather than focusing on getting some and getting laid to lose your virginity. dude dont ask questions like that man but umm...idk try harmony?

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