Topics: anyone ever try those online dating sites? give some tips please for a great profile?

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Sad to say I haven t had any luck with online dating sites. I had one guy ask me out and then stand me up. Twice, I emailed a couple guys and they immediately closed their accounts. And believe me, my emails were completely casual and light; nothing weird on my end at all. Later, i emailed someone online who looked pretty cool and he immediately recognized me; we worked together (but i didn t recognize him from his profile pics). It was totally embarrassing!! Btw, Im pretty attractive and don t have anything weird in my background, so it s not like im a total loser. So, for me, no more online dating.